The Grave Mistake of Scale

My partner is 1,000 miles closer to me than usual and she's still 2,000 miles away.

Verdict: 2/10

Mourning Fantasmatic Losses

I really wish I could read Bargoyles.

Verdict: 2/10

Franz Bread Card #27

Kevin Duckworth, R.I.P.

Verdict: 2/10

Ineluctable Modality

A message left by a friend on a dead man's MySpace page:

"Yo bro where you been how come
you don't respond to my message
later."

Verdict: 2/10

My best friend thinks Nick Cage was hot

My best friend moves to NYC and gets a ton of crazy ideas in his head.

Verdict: 2/10

Imprisonment

While visiting my dog--who I am forced to kennel for the moment--she (my dog) scratched my arm so hard it bled.

Verdict: 2/10